Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.

Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya"..
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Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8........Agle din kendi 6+2=8.......fir kendi 4+4=8
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ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padheygi............................husband wife funny jokes

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Dukandar- bolo sahab, kya chahiye?
Customer-
biwi ke kutte ke liye cake lene aaya hu, milega kya??
Dukandar- yahi kahoge ya pack karke dun??..............husband wife jokes in hindi

Ladki ne apne mangetar ko jokes kiya.
"hamari shaadi nahi ho sakti Meri kahin aur shaadi tey hogai hai."

Ladke ko boht sadma lga 2 mint bad ladke ko
Ladki ki taraf se 1 aur jokes mila

sorry sorry Galti se apko send ho gaya tha

Only a Man understands another Man......
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Customer- I want to buy a Ladies Watch
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Shopkeeper- Sir, wife ke liye chahiye ?
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yaa phir Branded dikhaun...?

Ek cockroach k marne se pehle, apne qatil se aakhri alfaz
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Mujhe mar dalo buzdil insan ! Tum mujh se jalte ho q k tumhari wife
tum se nahi, mujh se darti hai.................husband wife funny jokes

Ek sharif aadmi ko kya chahiye:

ek biwi jo pyaar kare
ek biwi jo achha khaana banaye
ek biwi jo uski sewa kare,
aur teeno biwiya mil julkar rahe bus aur kya....

Wife : "Pichle saal mere Birthday pe to Lohe ka palang diya tha, is baar kya de rahe ho?"
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Husband : "Is baar soch raha hu usme Current de du."

Wife: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu.
Husband: Nahi.
Wife: Kyun?
Husband: Main "hanuman chalisa" padh kar sota hu.

Women don't dress up to impress man,they dress up to irritate other women!

Women before marriage - Aashiqui
And after marriage - Aa-shakki!.....................latest husband wife jokes

Santa: There are 2 periods in a man's life when he doesn't understand women.
Jeeto: Indeed, and when are these periods?
Santa: Before marriage and after marriage!

Agar aapki wife aapka kehna nahi manti hai to..

to..

Itna dhyan se mat padho, kisi ki nahi manti.

Husband: Tere baap ki jale per namak
chhidkne ki adat gai nai
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wife: kyo kya huwa
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Husband: aaj phir se puch raha tha,
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Meri beti se shadi karke khush to ho na.......................new husband wife jokes

Tragedy of MARRIED Men...
Biwi jeene nahi deti
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Aur
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Karva Chauth ka vrat rakh rakh ke
Marne bhi nahi deti....

Secret of a successful married
life ......
Khud ko Sher samjho .........
Aur Biwi ko .........
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Shera wali mata! ........
Bolo saache darbar ki jai......!

Ya khuda mere shohar ko taraki de
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Dolat de bangla de
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Mujhe ku ch ni chahiye
tu sab mere shohar ko de
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Baki. ...us se lena mera kaam.............................................very funny husband wife jokes

Ek bahoot maasoom(Innocent) si Biwi thi...
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Neeche kya dekh rhe ho......Bhai...Joke to upar hi tha...

Ek Secretary apne boss k sath train trip pe ja rahi thi.
Raat ko wo kafi der tak Boss ko apne Qisse sunati rahi,
K,
Achanak Boss ne puchha:
"Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono "Miyan Biwi" Ki Tarah Guzaaren"
Secretary sharmate hue boli: "Sir, jese aap ki marzi"
Boss: "To chalo phir apni bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do"..........................secretary boss jokes

TEACHER: Wo konsa
Department hai jis me
Aurat kaam nhi kar sakti..???
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Pappu: FIRE BRIGADE..
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Teacher: Kyon
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PAPPU: kynki Aurton ka
kaam Aag lagana hai bujhana nahi......................very funny husband wife jokes

Ek Aadmi medical shop par Zeher lene gya...
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aadmi : ek zehar ki bottle dena
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Dukandar: Bina Parchi k zehar nhi mil skta.
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Aadmi ne Shadi ka Card dikhaya...
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Dukandar: Bas kr Pagle, rulayega kya ?
Badi bottle du ya chhoti ?

Wife Calls hubby....
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Wife: Kya Kar Rahe Ho?.
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Hubby: Office Mein Hoon, Bohat Busy Hoon aur
Tum Kya Kar Rahi Ho? .
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Wife: KFC Mein Tumhare Peeche Bachon K Saath
Bethi
Hu Aur Bacche Pooch Rahe Hain K Papa K Saath
Konsi BUA Bethi h............................husband wife funny jokes

Patni: Mein kitaab hoti to kitana aacha hota
Pati: Toh mein tumhe raddiwaale ko muft mein de deta....................husband wife comedy jokes in hindi

Wife: Tum Bahar Jate Ho To Mujhe Dar Laga
Rehta Hai.
Husband: Darling Main Jaldi Aajaonga!
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Wife: Bas issi Baat Ka To Dar Laga Rehta Hai.




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